The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2016

OK, this is a plea for help. I’m going to try a return character after the period at the end of this sentence.Now I’m going to try 2 of them at the end of this one.

This is how it turns out. What am I doing wrong?

Fire drills. You jump off your stool and it all hits the fan and then you’re just going through the motions. Eventually, there’ll be light at the end of the tunnel.

I want everyone to watch their language here in regard to any comments being left. I’d hate to have to accuse someone of being a potty-mouth.

Clean-up on floor four!

Who needs enemas when she’s around?

You asked for it…..you got it!

However, when you sit down to do your business, you’re not done until the paperwork is done.

Everyone should be pretty well “cleaned out” before they get there.

That place had clients up the…..

… so, the two returns create a single line return, and the period validates it as a legitimate line with text. And of course, the double line return after the period is validated by the genuine last line of text.

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This endeth the lesson.

Actually, I should have said it doesn’t handle the carriage return sequence generated by the Enter key. The Enter key is coded for ASCII control 13, carriage return, not ASCII 10 Line Feed.

This subject is always made the butt of a joke.

Is this office in the bowels of the building?

For those of you scheduled for your first prostate biopsy…It will be less awful if you start the day with about a pint or two of vodka for breakfast….

The medical meaning of “evacuate” includes “discharge waste from the body.”

How is all that cumbersome “talk the machine through what it once did on its WYSIWYG own” doing on the spam front. I see about as much as I did before. Size of post limits have served well enough, with very few needing to double post to get proper documentation, but the rest is just a nuisance.