Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 14, 2016

America.

History’s first General….

Put a V-8 in it…?

Try Turtle Whacks.

Roll it down a large hill.

“Sharks with frikin lasers attached to their heads”.

That is what it needs.

Throw it.

But if they come up with a better idea, they should roll with it.

Just ferment some fruit juice and go for a spin.

Put it on a tank dummy!

Teach a small, carnivorous dinosaur to ride/drive it.