Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 22, 2016

Mine weren’t imaginary.

Gammaguy – ditto. Today, in my mind, they don’t exist. If you don’t give them the satisfaction of haunting you, they lose their impact making them wimps.

There are enough bullies in this world. Why would you imagine one?

To quote Steven Wright: I was somebody else’s imaginary friend.

Maybe he could resurrect Drop Dead Fred.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest         in the        valley.

Fill in the blanks as needed…

Better to have imaginary bullies and real friends than the other way around.

I was always bullied until finals! then they al wanted to copy from me. Any guesses as to my answer!!!

Polite version “Go have intercourse with yourself!”

I have real friends. It’s imaginary benefits.

Imagine that!