Heart of the City by Steenz for November 22, 2016
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, mom, no onions in the turkey stuffing this year, ok? Or celery.... Heart: And no little pieces of apple or cranberries. And no bacon or other chewy meat things, ok? And no weird spices. Mom: So...just bread? Heart: Well, I don't know how it works. You're the chef.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
how much for that stuffing: tuppence?
blunebottle about 8 years ago
…and CERTAINLY no giblets!!!
einarbt about 8 years ago
Why don’t you cook then Heart?
snarkm about 8 years ago
My grandfather’s secret ingredient was uncooked, very finely minced sausage meat
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago
Put ‘em all in. I’ll eat her share.
Kaputnik about 8 years ago
I could agree with no cranberries. And definitely no oysters.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
Just whatever the stove-top stuffing came with.
skipper1992 about 8 years ago
True story: my first Thanksgiving with my girlfriend, I made my grandmother’s stuffing recipe so that I wouldn’t show up to dinner at her mother’s house empty-handed. End result, my stuffing disappeared, hers was practically untouched. This did not exactly endear me to my future m-I-l and the situation never did improve.
Scott S about 8 years ago
I use Uncle Ben’s long grain & wild rice mix. I mix it up with about 2/3 cup of water, boil it for about 5 minutes & then stuff the bird. It cooks the rest of the way during roasting.
I’ve gotten raves over it, & one Thanksgiving our nephew ate over half the bowl.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
I like everything Heart asked to be excluded, except for the bacon (unless it’s turkey bacon).
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
My mother would hand rub liverwurst into dry french bread. And then add celery and onions which she fried in butter.I never had the nerve to do the liverwurst thing tho!
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
Don’t stone me ,but I kind of like Stove Top .No muss no fuss !
cosman about 8 years ago
Thursday, i’m gonna give this a go Apple Chorizo Cornbread Stuffing
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
And you’re the janitor. Go clean the toilet.