God's stomach grumbles and he craves a pizza and a cake. He shoots down a pizza and a cake on earth and eats their ghosts.
No wonder he’s always hungry; he’s only eating them in spirit…
I don’t know…I’m thinking it means you can’t have your cake and eat it, too- at least not alive.
That snack looks heavenli!
Mmmm . . . soul pizza. All the flavor, none of the calories.
Soul eater
This makes for some really disturbing implications for the tenth plague of Egypt…
Why is god on a junk food binge?
This is the premise behind sacrifices. You slaughter an animal on an altar and its spirit becomes God food. Some people tried to give God fruits and veggies, but that’s not as dramatic and “red meat” as slaughtering.
So, the Lord loves soul food, eh? I always knew it.
Now the food will suffer from nothingness for eternity
It sometimes feels like God is smiting you on a whim :-/
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Argythree about 8 years ago
No wonder he’s always hungry; he’s only eating them in spirit…
blunebottle about 8 years ago
I don’t know…I’m thinking it means you can’t have your cake and eat it, too- at least not alive.
orinoco womble about 8 years ago
That snack looks heavenli!
Melki Premium Member about 8 years ago
Mmmm . . . soul pizza. All the flavor, none of the calories.
gigagrouch about 8 years ago
Soul eater
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
This makes for some really disturbing implications for the tenth plague of Egypt…
Radish... about 8 years ago
Why is god on a junk food binge?
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
This is the premise behind sacrifices. You slaughter an animal on an altar and its spirit becomes God food. Some people tried to give God fruits and veggies, but that’s not as dramatic and “red meat” as slaughtering.
sam.adams.15 about 8 years ago
So, the Lord loves soul food, eh? I always knew it.
My Social Security Number Is almost 7 years ago
Now the food will suffer from nothingness for eternity
Frankie5466 about 3 years ago
It sometimes feels like God is smiting you on a whim :-/