Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 2016

“…not to mention the lead paint.”

Good one, Joannie…

With the tuition they charge, they can fix any problem—- except the rumor mill.

Served the yuppie wench right!

I thought Joanie lived in DC. But this strip sure seems like NYC (where GT lives). Anyone?

Zing ! Good one Joanie and delivered with a straight face, too !

That’ll shut her up!… for a minute.

Good one Joanie.

Point to Joanie!

The yupmistress’s facial expression in panel three. Ugh. GT has never featured anvils falling on people’s heads, but this would have been a good time.

Great zinger, Joanie! I’ll have to try that one if a similar situation presents itself.

Game, set and match to Joanie!

BTW, where I’m from Hilldale is a shopping mall that was dying, until it went upscale to attract this decade’s pretentious putzes (i.e. the modern iteration of the yuppie).

Got her!

Great comeback. Still useful in 2016

I heard they served wilted kale at lunch.

I had forgotten this one.

Very funny.

Hilldale is asbestos you can get.

Zing…Yay, Joanie!!