Pickles by Brian Crane for December 02, 2016

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The age just creeps up on you.

Better than looking like Mr Krabb’s daughter.

Well, you can forget about Christmas this year kid.

The only other choice is ‘weeble’ shaped.

Rectangle is a shape.

Well, that’s a comfort…..

Nelson would have had a different image had he seen Opal without her robe..

I’ll have to remember than line.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall…CRACK.

You too can live in a pineapple under the sea!I bet Earl would like that.

Better to look like a square than a plum bob !

I miss my girlish figure too.

She left me for another man.

Hey I resemble that remark! Nelson you are not helping. But why talk about it to him, Opal? And don’t say a word to Earl. This kind of thing should only be mentioned to another woman, we understand!

Hopefully I’ve still got a nice figure. Even if I haven’t, It’s not the end of the world.

xxx

I think she looks like the grandmother I fondly remember.

Everybody needs a worthy goal

rekam

Probably. I don’t think plums float like apples.

Better a rectangle than a blimp . . . (sigh!)