Pickles by Brian Crane for December 08, 2016

ah hah! The mystery might just have been solved!

a bruise on her foot, a bruise on his keister… I sense a connection

A connection made in the middle of night!His keister must be pretty hard if she got bruised…

I get a kick out of this strip

Opal’s a sleepwalker. And Earl’s a sleeptwerker.

One thing you can say for Earl, He is a sound sleeper.

And the beat goes on :-)

He must have a really bony butt to cause a bruise on her foot.

I admit that I snore ( not as bad as I used to ) but my lovely bride swears she doesn’t and never has.

On two different occasions, I have recorded her sonorous sleep song and played it back to her.

She still denies it and claims I taped someone else…and before you say it…Yes, I used my phones and have pictures to the video. She still denies that it is her doing the snoring !

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It’s better to endure a little gentle snuffling in the night and keep peace in the day.

You could draw a CPAP for him.

I am just curious, would this be as funny, if he had bruised her in the same manner?

Looks like domestic violence to me.

Earl’s a hardass.

I guess it takes two to bruise !

Earl, you have one hard bum!

I once woke up and my foot was so sore.

As far as I know, I don’t sleepwalk and I don’t really sleep in funny positions.

xxx

Newton’s third law.

Wish fulfillment while in La La Land?

Without realizing it she answered her question! Think about it!

loudly