Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 02, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Google doesn’t admit to ever having seen that sequence of words.

    I have never seen that sequence of faces.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago

    Blad, Blad, and Bladder…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “…ya got a little something, right…

    there!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago

    Culinary—Colonary

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    Alienist is an archaic term for a psychiatrist or psychologist. Despite falling out of favor by the middle of the twentieth century, it received renewed attention when used in the title of Caleb Carr’s novel The Alienist (1994). Although currently not often used in common parlance, the term “alienist” is still employed in psychiatric hospitals to describe those mental health professionals who evaluate defendants to determine their competency to stand trial.-wikipedia

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    The small intestine (small bowel) is about 20 feet long and about an inch in diameter. Its job is to absorb most of the nutrients from what we eat and drink. Velvety tissue lines the small intestine, which is divided into the duodenum, jejunum, and ileum.

    The large intestine (colon or large bowel) is about 5 feet long and about 3 inches in diameter. The colon absorbs water from wastes, creating stool. As stool enters the rectum, nerves there create the urge to defecate.

    Twenty-five feet for a kite string. This brings to mind “Jaws”.

    01:21:26 You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

    01:21:44 Shut off that engine.

    01:22:13 – That’s a 20-footer. – 25.

    01:22:17 Three tons of him.

    01:22:24 We’re gonna need a bigger boat, right?

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    Radish...   almost 8 years ago

    She paid her analyst with a kited check.

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    prettyfeet  almost 8 years ago

    I was in the mood for extra FA weird today. Satisfied!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago

    A Probe….B Probed…C Probing…D Probable

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 8 years ago

    E Internal And Cough…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 8 years ago

    Okay, that’s creepy on many levels.

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    coltish1  almost 8 years ago

    Paging Todd Browning! Todd … Browning … please pick up a white courtesy telephone.

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    INGSOC   almost 8 years ago

    Uh huh, yes. You had to get some some more antacids. Hmmm, indeed. How are you feeling about this? Yes, I see, go on..

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    INGSOC   almost 8 years ago

    Seeing double..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    If one were an alienist, wouldn’t a skate be more appropriate than a kite?

    But not a clear nose skate, obviously.

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    gigagrouch  almost 8 years ago

    Marvelously creepy.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago

     

    Art imitates life.

     

    Dog bites man.

     

    Fusco imitates Frog Blog.

     

    Man bites dog.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 8 years ago

    You are the “shrink” beneath my spleen.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I’ll bet Cyrano is jealous.

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    William Neal McPheeters  almost 8 years ago

    It’s time she faced her nose head on.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Isis sometimes appeared as a kite. A diet of raw meat requires a strong intestine. Egyptians gods were notoriously 2 faced & many believe they were aliens. It all fits.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    At least her nose is not out of joint.

    See how neatly it proceeds in a straight line from the greater self to the lesser.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Snot funny, McGee!

    It does make a pretty design for a crazy kite, though.

    If you can say alienist, I can say crazy. QED.

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    painedsmile  almost 8 years ago

    How do we really know if the kite belongs to the alienist? Just saying so, doesn’t make it so.

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