Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 16, 2016

I guess the joke is that he gave up ordering…? Although he seemed pretty proficient at it, so I can’t even tell.

Ha! Rodney’s no fool

I could go for one of those right now (black coffee w/shot of whiskey).

Now I know what Tim McGee (NCIS) has in that paper cup!

Left-hand salute, or is the sun shining in his eyes?

Well sure an’ we can tell Rod’s no Irish; we’ve been doin’ equal parts of espresso and Irish Mist. On occasion we have noticed, a VERY few of the lads (Yeah Right), leavin’ out the espresso altogether entirely? LOL

No right arm…l

I’d be embarrassed to tell people too… which is why I would never drink it to begin with!

Rodney reads his cop and private eye novels.

Remember the guy on “Get Smart”? To appear macho, he would say “Hilda, give me a cup of coffee BLACK!” and then whisper…….with lot’s of cream and sugar.

No Sissy Stuff Allowed!!!!!

The trolls are out.

Gotta maintain the image, it’s all he’sgot.

My Favorite!! Perfect for the trip to work!!

It seems like most people who go to Starbucks want anything as long as it does not have coffee or caffeine in it.