B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 30, 2016

“We’ll be running low on meat about the time it gets warm enough to rot.”

not fuzzy on inside

now chickens are worse, they have to be plucked, then the hair singed off

My cardiologist said I needed to eat more vegetables. I said, “You mean like lettuce and cabbage and green beans?”. She said, “Exactly!”. I said, “That ain’t food, that’s what food eats to become food. You feed that to the wooly mammoth and I’ll eat the healthy wooly mammoth”.

Eat the beast that eats the vegetables .. Cut out the middle man..

Woolly?

Bully!

Remember resolutions are made to be broken. Just like contracts!

He should live to the ripe old age of thirty.

Back then 30 WAS a ripe old age!!

I’ll bet Peter really does need some immediate help. “Catching” a woolly mammoth is one thing—dealing with it is quite another. Like a tiger-by-the-tail situation.

I prefer my Wooly Mammoth this way:

1 1/2 oz. Vodka, vanilla (Absolut)

1 oz. Bourbon (Jim Beam)

1 1/2 oz. Liqueur, vanilla

1 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof

1/4 can Red Bull

Enjoy over ice in a highball glass…

Never put off till tomorrow

what can be put off till day after tomorrow!

Nothing wrong with having some greens with your mammoth steak, and maybe some roasted root vegetables on the side. Most people eat meat and veggies together, not at separate meals.