My cardiologist said I needed to eat more vegetables. I said, “You mean like lettuce and cabbage and green beans?”. She said, “Exactly!”. I said, “That ain’t food, that’s what food eats to become food. You feed that to the wooly mammoth and I’ll eat the healthy wooly mammoth”.
I’ll bet Peter really does need some immediate help. “Catching” a woolly mammoth is one thing—dealing with it is quite another. Like a tiger-by-the-tail situation.
Nothing wrong with having some greens with your mammoth steak, and maybe some roasted root vegetables on the side. Most people eat meat and veggies together, not at separate meals.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 8 years ago
“We’ll be running low on meat about the time it gets warm enough to rot.”
ipolyihh almost 8 years ago
not fuzzy on inside
now chickens are worse, they have to be plucked, then the hair singed off
tom_wright almost 8 years ago
My cardiologist said I needed to eat more vegetables. I said, “You mean like lettuce and cabbage and green beans?”. She said, “Exactly!”. I said, “That ain’t food, that’s what food eats to become food. You feed that to the wooly mammoth and I’ll eat the healthy wooly mammoth”.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Eat the beast that eats the vegetables .. Cut out the middle man..
JPuzzleWhiz almost 8 years ago
Woolly?
Bully!
jtviper7 almost 8 years ago
Remember resolutions are made to be broken. Just like contracts!
cubswin2016 almost 8 years ago
He should live to the ripe old age of thirty.
Great Wizard Nala almost 8 years ago
Back then 30 WAS a ripe old age!!
Marblemouth almost 8 years ago
I’ll bet Peter really does need some immediate help. “Catching” a woolly mammoth is one thing—dealing with it is quite another. Like a tiger-by-the-tail situation.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
I prefer my Wooly Mammoth this way:
1 1/2 oz. Vodka, vanilla (Absolut)
1 oz. Bourbon (Jim Beam)
1 1/2 oz. Liqueur, vanilla
1 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof
1/4 can Red Bull
Enjoy over ice in a highball glass…
tuslog1964 almost 8 years ago
Never put off till tomorrow
what can be put off till day after tomorrow!
JoePhan almost 8 years ago
Nothing wrong with having some greens with your mammoth steak, and maybe some roasted root vegetables on the side. Most people eat meat and veggies together, not at separate meals.