The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 07, 2017

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 8 years ago

    First of all…those are clearly little kids, so the joke is inappropriate…secondly, those are clearly little kids, so why do they need PROFESSORS?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I would hope the students didn’t get the joke because they’ve never heard of a dangling participle, a peculiar obsession of pedants who thought that, because you can’t do it in Latin, it shouldn’t be allowed. So, dangle with pride.

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    zeexenon  almost 8 years ago

    A participle is a bad thing to be at the sentence end of.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Next he’ll be saying the Prof split his infinitive.

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    ladamson1918  almost 8 years ago

    Speaking as a former professor of English, I highly recommend the first section of “Reuben Reuben” by Peter de Vries, an absolute grammar masterpiece of misplaced modifiers, danglers, etc. It’s not a Latin leftover—it’s about sentence construction and whether or not the sentence conveys the information it’s supposed to convey.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    “Professor” implies that he’s teaching at the college level. Those students look awfully young to be in college!

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    English 1301?

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