Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 28, 2016

I’ll go back out shortly to buy the muffins that are correct..

They were on special. They’re special muffins.

Oh. I got cat-muffins. Hold on, and I’ll go get the Bat-Muffins.

Cat made from scratch muffins only!

They are love muffins.

I regret nothing.

I am attempting to cross-pollinate this FA with the current Buni to arrive at a viable Shrek Interrogation Hybrid.

Not the Gumdrop Buttons!

Riddle me this, Batman!!!

Apropos of nothing in particular, I wonder what Olga Liaschuk is doing for dinner tonight?

https://youtu.be/FpBJih02aYU

I think your muffins are tops!

“Wrong Muffins” is the cat’s name.

Your handwriting is terrible, I thought sure it said fluffy handcuffs!

You can stuff it B o b I n, R o b b I n, boof,bam, bonk

…But the shop on Drury Lane was closed…

“…the wrong muffins.” and the Bat-person is P.O’d. Very.

Are you SURE you want me to return them?

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I don’t think it is fair to the muffins to say that they are wrong.

Better, I think, to say that they were mistaken, or misinformed perhaps, or even unintentionally ignorant.

I cannot countenance this judgmental denouncement of them.

Do you know the muffin man?

…, and then the Batman bitch-slapped poor Robin yet again, in what has become one of the most overworked and offensive internet memes out there in Cyberland.

Some kinds of muffins are okay, though….

cat scratch fever !!!

“But they all looked so happy.”