Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 16, 2017

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    Adiraiju  almost 8 years ago

    Sit. Stay.

    Lie down, if you can.

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    Wiley, you’re way TOO kind.

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    Wiley. You’ve just gone through eight years of divisive government, a divisive election and the damage done may never be repaired. People will see political satire every where, even if it’s not intended, lighthearted or not. Love your work !!

    From the Great White North

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    Can't Sleep  almost 8 years ago

    The Devil believes in justice, Old Testament style.

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    That’s a cage. I thought it was a chair. Good one !!

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    Wilde Bill  almost 8 years ago

    That presumes that the devil dishes out karma. Maybe he will make him a deputy instead.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    So he gets treated in the same way he treated those puppies, and all his handlers look like puppy-people.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    And guess what happens to all the people who have more animals (cats, dogs, whatever) than they can actually look after and end up with starving, diseased, and dying animals?

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    Yep, you guessed it. They all end up as “pets” for some diabolical creature “who really loves them.” “No, really! It does love them. And they can never die…”

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    AMEN!!!

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    My cats have called me to a meeting…Evidently I’m not living up to their expectations….Both of them are doggin’ me about food, water, catnip, beer, Cat Fancy magazine, it never ends….

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    Ratbrat  almost 8 years ago

    May it be so…

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    Dani Rice  almost 8 years ago

    I’ve always said there was a special place in Hell for people who abuse animals. Glad to see Wiley knows it, too. (And obviously so do the rest of you!)

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    gmartin997  almost 8 years ago

    At least Wiley is giving Trump a rest.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 8 years ago

    Thank you. Well done

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    Hey Lucifer! Don’t forget to neuter him, with a very dull knife.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Yep, that’s fair.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 8 years ago

    The concept of Hell being forever isn’t consistent with an eternal and forgiving God. If I were God (and I’m not), there are three things I’d want from those Hell-bound souls. Acknowledgment of their sins and their responsibility for them; repentance and remorse for their deeds and the harm they caused to others; and a permanent change to never commit those sins again. And yes, it might take a very long time for the departed to get through all that. Hard enough for the living to get it.

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    Linguist  almost 8 years ago

    I think the Devil is being waaay to kind. For one thing, I’d make the cage much smaller with a wire bottom so he can’t get decent footing.

    I can think of some other special punishments for those who breed dogs for fighting !

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    Questy  almost 8 years ago

    An extra special way to punish him would be to “breed” him for an eternity, and let him go through the suffering dogs do, being used as “puppy machines”. Yeah, he’s a male, but we’re talking supernatural here. Even more punishment being in natural conflict with biology!

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    alc7 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    For comparison, even Hitler loved dogs. What does that say about the scum that makes a living off of the misery of animals?

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    ladamson1918  almost 8 years ago

    I hope there’s a similar cage for people who get female dogs and let them get pregnant so “the kids can see what it’s all about.” Then they dump the mother and puppies at the pound. I worked with a woman who did that, and she was a miserable **** and stupid as the day is long as well.

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    BonnaMettie  almost 8 years ago

    Bravo! Thank-you.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    When I die, I want to come back as one of my cats…

    All of my animals, large and small, have been spoiled.

    It helps that I’m retired.

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    edward thomas Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Far Side cartoon from long ago showed “Doggy Hell.”They were carrying mail, scooping poop, etc.Putting rational thoughts on a religionist cartoon is non-productive at best.Just go with flow on them!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    The problem is, it doesn’t help the animals after the fact.

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    Linda Pearson  almost 8 years ago

    Just to be sure, you need to give him a collar and chain attached to that cage!!

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    bookworm0812  almost 8 years ago

    Serves him right.

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    sllynch  almost 8 years ago

    Give him an extra jab of that pitchfork for me!

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    skipper1992  almost 8 years ago

    Seems reasonable.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  almost 8 years ago

    WILEY MILLER, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    As a special treat, does he get to ride on top of the car on road trips?!

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    Dtroutma  almost 8 years ago

    As an animal lover and biologist, I’ve long had problems with the overreach of PETA (People Extremely Traumatized by Animals), but puppy mill operators, and others who are intentionally cruel to animals, do deserve the Wiley treatment. BTW: show me a person who doesn’t like dogs, I’ll show you a jerk. Show me a person who DOGS don’t like, and I’ll show you an total “A-hole”.

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    princesshickory Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Perfect! Karma at its finest.

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    Tonksquawk  almost 8 years ago

    This is perfect, Wiley! Thank you!

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    somebodyshort  almost 8 years ago

    My ex can join him for what she did to our daughter

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    This is perfect!

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    thedogesl Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    If only…

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