Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2017

Or Gluten Free

Especially if you get a creepy clown to push it to the kids.

But don’t forget to raise the price.

Aye she’d bewitched me inta believin’ her!

Their use of organic is such a misnomer. If you grow a tomato, it is organic. It doesn’t matter if you dump chemicals on it or use none. It is still organic.

And thus the first snake oil salespeople went into business.

Truer words were never spoken.

60 years ago it was chlorophyll green used as a marketing scam.

40 years ago organic was meaningful of a purer product, not just slapping a higher price on it

I saw some creative marketing on a bottle of “super juice” yesterday. It really made me chuckle. It actually said, “vegan and GMO free”. Of course I read this the wrong way.

Also saw ‘gluten free’ on something or other that never had it at all. True but misleading.

An old advertising maxim: sell the sizzle and not the steak.Purpose of advertising: to cause one to get up from a full meal feeling hungry.Excuse for advertising: where there is a will there is a way.the corollary: where there is a way, SOMEBODY will, regardless of truth or ethics.

Ugh, can anyone explain why it costs more to not put salt in food.

I always crack up at “Eye of Newt”!!

Just call it Spring Water.

Witches Be Loco!

True.