Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2017

He danced like that when Mom said she was expecting. Kept yelling, “I want a dachshund! I want a dachshund!”

While the birds said that, Dad said “HOPEFULLY WE DON’T HAVE A KID WHO DRIVES US CRAZY!”

Well, it was the 70’s.

And what came out after the dance – Calvin!!

He’ll never tell her this, but she wasn’t the best cook earlier on.

Those were the days of disco, so that’s about right. Bet Dad did the white man’s overbite, too!

Dad’s comment is very obvious in the last panel

Very funny.

Slippery slope, Dad, slippery slope….

Try this – https://youtu.be/M1F0lBnsnkE

Last time I did the mating dance, I forgot to stretch first.

Hey ,that’s how I used to dance .I Resembled the third panel ! hahahahaaha ps my mating NEVER worked !

Somehow envision CalvinDad acting like this… https://youtu.be/W7QZnwKqopo

For some reason this one reminded me of this.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/17?ct=v&cti=2055357

Danger, Will Robinson! DANGER!!!

You know, she could have taken it as a compliment. Like her sexual magnetism drove him crazy, brought out the animal-attraction, etc.

Feb. 20, 20. Gruden.

It’s called the twist

This is a test, failure isn’t an option Dad, Mom has her claws out.

That’s actually a line from the movie Dogs of War: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W5vW9t2rLI&t=21m9s

I’ve seen seagulls mating. Where I live there are lots of em’!

xxx