Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2017
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Transcript:
Norman: I've decided to switch majors in college. I'm going to get a degree in "media operations." Ralph: What's that? Norman: I'll learn how to use all our remotes! Ralph: Now that's a useful degree!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 7 years ago
And the universities continue to charge high dollars for degrees of no value.
WDemBlk Premium Member over 7 years ago
onder how many years that degree takes? The major he’s in seems to be a ten year one already.
Old Salt over 7 years ago
Be able to veg in front of the TV and drink beer. Useful…
David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what all the remotes are for and why they are here, they will instantly disappear and be replaced by devices even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
with apologies to Douglas Adams…
Dragoncat over 7 years ago
What has he been majoring in all this time?