Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 23, 2017
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Transcript:
Norman: I've decided to switch majors in college. I'm going to get a degree in "media operations." Ralph: What's that? Norman: I'll learn how to use all our remotes! Ralph: Now that's a useful degree!
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what all the remotes are for and why they are here, they will instantly disappear and be replaced by devices even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
with apologies to Douglas Adams…