Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 26, 2017

I may be the exception, but I like them small

A butt job would have evened out the ballast.

There is such a thing as too much of good (or bad) thing.

She has HUGE tracts of land. (name the movie)

another application of the term ‘augmented reality’ which usually signifies a departure from common sense

Plastic surgery is another ‘improvement’ I have never appreciated. Have seen a few and my reaction has been, ‘I don’t know this new person.’

My question is this. The faces of loved ones include certain features – the particular curl of the lip that makes the smile hers, the lift of the brow in that particular ironic look when she is amused, the lines around the eyes and lips that show love, concern, appreciation, enjoyment – the characteristics that caused one to fall in love with that face. You get used to them and look forward to seeing them play across the well known face. They are part of your memory and your heart.

Once those features are enhanced, are the gaze, the smile, the warmth still what you remember? Would you have fallen in love with the new features, had they been the first?

Your wife (or significant other) must love you very much.

Some go in to have them reduced, but it could still require physical therapy to practice correct body mechanics.

When’s the last time you saw a bird with hair?

Come to think of it, these two hardly look anything at all like birds.

Did she remember to take pictures of her toes before the procedure?

Purser, where’s my life jacket!??! Sorry, Madam, I thought you were wearing one.