Tom Toles for February 16, 2017

DONALD the TOXIC-to-REPUGNANTANS {a rhyme}

Trump is to Rs of toxicity, -

- yet many show servile duplicity,

with some Rs in flat-out complicity.

The Repugnantans lack authenticity; …

… instead, spasticity

and weak elasticity.

A situation of yuuge infelicity.

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There were no income taxes when the constitution was written. However EVERY president and presidential candidate for the last century has released their tax information—-Except one!!!

Something to hide?

There sure is no hiding his overt stupidity, narcissism, hypocracy, and lies.

Yet, the Repugnicans still support their tzar.

ALTERNATIVE FACTS {a limerick}

“Alternative facts” are vying

with facts which’re Real, not lying.

Such falsifying!!

Our patience they’re trying!!

NOTHING they say’s edifying.

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@HENR3Y

You do understand he was a sitting President at the time he said and had authority to conduct foreign affairs?

Republicans don’t mind Russian influence, it is helping to reshape the country into a conservative paradise. Unfortunately some voted because they though he’d help the middle class. He is here to help himself first, Putin second.

@sully2000 — “The 1924 law gives congressional committees that set tax policy the power to examine tax returns. It was used in 1974 when Congress looked at President Richard Nixon’s returns…”

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/02/11/congressman-rarely-used-law-could-make-trump-tax-returns-public/97788564/

And the money kept rolling in from every side

Donny’s little hands reached out and they reached wide

Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause – But that’s not the point my friends

When the money keeps rolling in you don’t ask how

Think of all your friends guaranteed a good time now

Donny’s called Wall Street to him—open up the doors!

Never been a fund like the Foundation Donald J. Trump!

If the money keeps rolling in what’s a guy to do?

Cream a little off the top for expenses—wouldn’t you?

But where on Earth can people hide their little piece of Heaven?

Thank God for Switzerland

Where a guy and his friends with a little petty cash between them

Can be sure when they deposit no-one’s seen them

Oh what bliss to sign your checks as three-o-one-two-seven

Never been accounts in the name of Donald J. Trump!