Herman by Jim Unger for March 25, 2017

Now you can swat flies while you fly!

fly me to the moon

“Fly Trouble”

By Hank Williams

“Did you ever sit straight up in bed

With somethin’ a circlin’ round ya head

An ya swat at it as it wizzes by

And it’s just one pesky little fly"

“You shake ya head an twitch ya nose

And settle down to sweep ya floors

And when ya just about to dose, fly trouble"

But, wait!! There’s more

Its a fly swatter and personal air conditioner! Brilliant!

It’s not toxic and it doesn’t smell. Plus, you can slap people silly.

Hot air operated cell phone charger?

the bugs laugh themselves to death…

Bugs won’t bite in case the crazy is contagious.