Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2017

You’ll have to do at least a 2 year hitch if you go to Beetle Bailey.

It don’t mean a thingo if it ain’t got that swingo.

you’re a hoot, Mr. Pastis

Three puns in three days? Does Stephan have a monthly quota that he’s gotten behind on filling?

Should have somehow added an American in Mexico, then he could have had Gringo Bingo Dingo Ringo Lingo.

The dingo ate my Ringo?

Pig’s question in the last panel makes this wonderful. When form and content kiss, Intention makes the bliss.

B-I-N-G-O………..B-I-N-G-O……And BINGO was his name-Oh

It’s a mutiny……..that dumb Pig is looking to abandon ship.

LOL!

Is Beetle Bailey hiring? Head down the river with an oversized Mrs. Simpson and an army recruiter on the Large Marge Sarge Barge and find out.

Sir, you’re an insane genius.

Crocs before it’s too late, eh?

You KNOW it’s bad when Pig turns on Cartoon-Boy!

Mr. Pastis, are you ever ashamed?

@Kaputnik: Instead of a river, how about, “Marge of lake Lebarge Large Marge Sarge Barge?” Enough Marges and Barges?

way to economize, Pastis! the same picture cut-n-paste into three frames!

I like a good pun, but this is played out. It’s time for Pastis to get back to some actual story lines.

And then there is the indian friend on the old TV show “Daniel Boone” – Bingo Dingo Ringo Gringo Mingo Lingo…

You have to be pretty desperate to want to live in Camp Swampy…

I love the Liverpool accent.

xxx

Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving.

Who would hire a refugee from PBS?!

Pig is too dippy even for that old ’toon.

The solution is to “get” Cartoon-Boy, guys. Maybe Li’l Guard Duck would “do it” for a price?

Mongo only pawn in game of Pastis’ Puns

And Bingo Dingo Ringo Lingo was this pun’s name-o!

It’s amazing how cartoonists can draw the same thing repeatedly (see last 3 panels), and have them look the same!