Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2017

The guy with the small hands keeps losing

The last words he ever heard: Restrain this!

The litigator is going to need a ligature or two to stop the bleeding.

Is he a chump or just chum…? Could be both I guess….

I;m sorry but that should have been lodged at our head office in Tortuga.

Pirates of the Caribbean #6 – Legend of the Lost Litigator!

ERRR AH FIRE!

What ensued could be considered as either “discovery” or “trial by fire”.

And interestingly enough even the libs here realize the restraining order does nothing but waste precious trees.

… and this went into pirate folklore and was known henceforth as “walking the plank”

The force of the law is with the guy on the right.

Seems about right.

Too early to laugh so damn hard!

Cartoon didn’t show the “No Guns” sign on the side of the ship. Works for 7-11’s.

Oh, OK. Say would you like to play a game of Pirate Tennis? I’ll serve the first volley.

The perfect demonstration of the value of a restraining order. When it all gets boiled down, it’s merely a piece of paper. It won’t stop a person with bad intentions.

Once the smoke clears, the only reminder of the right hand ship will be that restraining order. Usually that’s all that remains of the person who files one.

See that happen. Woman had protection order. Flashed it in her ex’s face. He shot her right through it.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!

Pretty much says everything about the effective value of Restraining Orders. The lawyers, judges and police just laugh and laugh.

“The Crimson Permanent Insurance” sketch revisited…

The ole Capt. thanks you for a great belly laugh this morning, Wiley,,,and wishes everyone a

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !

Proof that a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

Not sure why the civilian ship has a pirate ship plank and the pirate ship has no plank, but three tiers of gunports like a navy ship. . .

Surrender ye scurvy seadogs or we’ll volley lawyer after lawyer at ye. – IRS vs. the average citizen.

Is it talk like a pirate day?

I salute your restraining order! FIRE!

“So sue me!” BOOM!

Isn’t that how gun control is supposed to work?

Tombstone, Arizona was a gun-free zone.

Fathers, teach your daughters how to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper!!

Good luck with that!