Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2017

It’ll be huuuuuuge!

Careful Wiley, you might end up on a “no fly” list

Then again maybe you want to be the subject of a twit rant. ( It takes a twit to rant on Twitter. )

Service will be held at three in the morning.

I hope they left out the batteries. I don’t want to see any tweets from Hell.

Look, I’m a bit of a Facebook junky…I admit it. It’s how I communicate with family and friends….I just don’t understand Twitter….Just random statements……I can post my vacation pictures on Facebook….

with dRUMPf, expect a twit during his early morning BOWEL movements. all that thought diarrhea just flows out easily.

The lid needs to be raised so they can totally bury him!

Favorite Stahler cartoon: A lady in the hospital looking at her bandaged hands. Doc says, “It was a terrible Twitter accident. We had to amputate both her thumbs!”

If this had been done about Mr Obama, then Wiley would be called all sorts of name. Whoda thunk that hypocrisy was bipartisan?

They got the hair wrong.

What’s scary is that this is NOT considered to be all that unusual nowadays due to the goofy goober in the White House!

I’m afraid that Emperor tRUMP is merely emblematic of a group of people who are convinced that the only way to communicate is through Twitter,Snapchat, Whatsapp, etc.

Outrageous and inappropriate as his tweets are, he has mastered the art of communication and obfuscation through innuendo, outrage, and absurdity.

Like the gullible, suckers we are, every tweet is eagerly devoured and parsed.

We are, ( unfortunately ), hanging on his every word !

“I died…. so unfair”

The hair’s just ‘not right’…

The ultimate destiny of all the oyayubi sedai

Do they make L-shaped coffins?

He would have been cremated, but there are laws against burning electronic devices (and the comic wouldn’t have been as funny).

This is like those ink-blot tests psychiatrists use. You see in it what you want to see. If you are a paranoid Trump supporter (and is there any other kind?) then the cartoon IS about Trump – if the shoe fits, wear it.

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Now about that ink-blot test. The shrink shows the man a series of them and the man respond with, “Man having sex with a woman,” “Naked woman,” "An orgy in progress … " and so on. The shrink says, “I think you are obsessed with sex.” The man counters with, “You’re the one showing dirty pictures!”

We should bury everyone sans clothes and definitely not in any kind of coffin to give back to Nature that we so selfishly taken. But no, so many humans fear their bodies will be eaten by all things they fear and return from the place they ultimately came from.

Future home of the Trump Presidential Libraryhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/digitaltrends-uploads-prod/2015/04/twitter-app.jpg

SOOOOOOOOOOO Another person who thinks that imagining the President of the USA dead is funny… that is so wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8

ROTFLOL!

Is that Trump in the coffin? That would be great.