Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 23, 2017

Good thing it wasn’t a Twinkie!

Nope, it’s all random, for comedic effect.

Why would he want to be a turnip??

Boy, what a turnip of events.

Well Verne better than having a cow dropped on you :-)

Beware the Turnip Twaddler!

I wonder if the characters in our video games ponder this: bring on Rosnecrantz and Guildenstern

has somebody secretly been wishing for a Turnip Twaddler?

I had a brief discussion with a predeterminist once. “Imagine a guy’s riding a bike down a slope toward a high cliff’s edge. According to you, he shouldn’t stop, because if it’s not his time he can’t possibly die going off that cliff.”“I know this much,” she said. “If it is his time, it ain’t gon’ do him no good to stop the bike.”

there’s an extra twist to the theory: that this universe is the simulation of humans ( or something related)in the remote future. They for example wanted to see what the universe was like for their ancestors, so they created this world, put “people” in it and started the program to see how they evolved from us. Or something like that.Excuse me, I feel a headache coming…..