Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 14, 2017

They looks like dipsticks…

and I heard Evan was stalking Giselle.

But at least the weird dressing is complimentary

Those others cringing in the corner – they’re our cowerly employees.

Next we’ll make a quick stop in our break room.

Not to be too picky, but ……pronunciation matters.

Quit stalking me!

I don’t carrot all about this.

Lettuce move along…

Employers love them.

The only problem is that they like to stalk other people.

Someone call Peter Davidson…

And then there are the seller-reed employees: The members of the sales staff have formed a clarinet-and-saxophone jazz band.

they’re usually in a vegetative state…

I was once a corned employee at the American Hominy Society.

They were by and large useless employees, just a bunch of vegetables.

I would turnip my nose at working for a company like that…