Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 17, 2017

It doesn’t matter that she lost her flounder as long as she didn’t lose her sole.

Methinks toon-boy’s floundering.

Was it named Flounder? (Disney fan here)

If I recall, Stephan was originally an attorney (or planning to be one). Would that be considered “meaningful work” to which Rat is referring?

Stephan, it may play in Peoria, but my research shows your humor falls flat in northern Belgium. I found your founder flounder foundered in Flanders.

Stephen Furst chuckles.

Pastis’ past is paste-y

All these comments: fan mail from some flounder?

Stephan: “Tell Tony that, not me!”

Stupid #@!!#* PUNS! (Keep ’em coming.)

Thank Cod All Nighty, puns are back

Well at least Stephan draws something new to smile about every day.

Sounds fishy to me.

Why doesn’t Rat have his bat to conch Stephan on the head?

This is meaningful work !!!! Especially on a Monday.

Love the puns!

Holy mackerel, what a crappie pun!

He has a huge following of groupers…

One more loud groan, love it keep them coming.

Heck of a premise to Bass a strip on, Toon-boy!

It’s hard to imagine this approach is earning Pastis any awards these days.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/457003/Aww#b09ddf_596552

Is 7-year old Billy the guest writer this week? What a weaksauce pun.

Stephen Pastis, you’ve done it again!

xxx

Is he getting paid scale for this sharkingly bad joke?

Goat must work for a foundry.

Cartoon-Boy is beyond help.

He is a hopeless, life-long wordplay addict. And his addiction has fried his brain (you know, like in that anti-drug TV spot)….

Oh I lobster, never flounder…

Meh.

This one was pretty feeble.

Found a good pun!!