Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 23, 2017

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I caught a buzz…..knock, knock, who’s there, a figment, a figment who? Good question.

If it is a figment then go see a doctor quick.

Next organ grinder, please. Next shingle froe, please. Next differential equation, confetti cannon, and koi pond, please. Next comic strip, please.

Does this hooded litter box make my head look redundant?

Froe applause!

Next cyclops helmet please.

and… I might add… there is nothing sadder than a blind cyclops.

I just loves me a phallic spacesuit.

Four rounds were quite incompetent in the work environment, as a result, they got fired..

Keep that organ grinder away. I don’t need any of my organs ground today.

His hands are uncovered. A vulnerability!

Is that you, Agent thirteen?

Hey, birdhouse head. It’s not fun having birds nest on your face, is it?

The next comic strip may be one I can not remember, as the kia pond is an old one I remembered, as is the monkey grinder. That leaves shingles.

I admit it: score One for Sr. Teresa of the Perpetual Lame. I did not what a shingle froe was until I looked it up. Curses! I hate that feeling of utter ignorance!

By request number 3, old Bullethead was getting rather greedy. Then he turned yellow and bugged out.

I think I’ll follow that path of Least Resistance.

Next Comic Strip, please!

Those are the original singing group “The Rocket Men”.

I can help you with the froe and the equation. I can show examples, explain and demonstrate how they work, and caution you against misusing them, singly or in tandem.

You’d think that guy would be moving to and fro.