Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2017

Good luck finding that!

See you next Tuesday, Censor Guy.

The fun is in the search…..

Mommy, what’s a g-spot?

So called because after hours of unsuccessful searching, the final comment is, “Gee, I can’t find it!”

I thought sure there was going to be a c-men joke there, though Big Bang Theory’s already done it.

Pastis: Stop writing…

G-censor?

For once I saw this one coming (no pun intended)

Could you tell me where it is once you find it? Uhhh…. asking for a friend.

The FBI couldn’t find a hooker in a whorehouse….

So elusive…so rarely found.

If the G-men stop searching for the G-spot, the G-women are not going to be happy.

Gee…

Too much secrecy on this subject does no good!

How Nasty!

Is this comic rated G?

Gosh I’m old. First thing pops in my head is ‘White Lightning’ by George Jones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5pM1HXxlI

I never have any trouble finding it. Of course, when it’s the same woman (to whom I am married), it’s always the same place.

Comic Strip Censor, why do you always show up late? Pastis gets away with it every time…

Use G-Mail to communicate if there are any findings.

xxx

Federal Bureau of Inuendo

I’m surprised “censor guy” didn’t make an appearance in “The Argyle Sweater” the other day when he did a comic about “tick pics”.

Haaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!! I’m really glad I wasn’t drinking any liquid when I read this.

Pig asked the right question.

That’s “G” for Gummymint (government, to those not accustomed to my Newspeak), Pig.

And, for once, thank goodness Comic Strip Censor guy showed up just in time!

Spot-on Pig.

Goodnight everybody!

I thought that everyone had forgotten about the mythical G-spot decades ago https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot

I don’t get it

So, am I asking for trouble if I say I have to replace my G-string?Or that I enjoy Air on a G String? (note: they both have to do with music, not underwear)