What’s the old PPM song (from the ’60s): God send fire not a flood next time. . .or we could go out a la t. s. eliot: not with a bang but a whimper. . .
Well we got green alligators and long-necked geese, some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants but as sure as yer born yer never gonna see no unicorn (or centaurs)
Anyone with even the slimmest understanding of genetics must realize that the entire ark story is a total fabrication, like pretty much all the major stories in that book of fiction.
There is no way the earth could be repopulated by such a small group of each critter. And then there is the ridiculous assumption that ALL life resided in that single location on earth and could fit on such a small vessel. It certainly was nice of Noah to also bring all those whites, blacks, asians and others on his little cruise too, otherwise the world would only consist of middle eastern types now…
But, if you’re going to treat that story as true, then you have to accept that centaurs and unicorns must be real (or were), no myth about it.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
No, but we won’t have to worry about you anymore soon enough…
Enter.Name.Here over 7 years ago
At least they didn’t drag you down the ramp…
Superfrog over 7 years ago
The complimentary umbrellas was a nice gesture.
GiantShetlandPony over 7 years ago
No room at the inn? Ironic, isn’t it?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Sure, like centaurs exists.
sandpiper over 7 years ago
Early United Cruise Ship customer service. They were forced to give up their spaces for Noah’s crew
1953Baby over 7 years ago
What’s the old PPM song (from the ’60s): God send fire not a flood next time. . .or we could go out a la t. s. eliot: not with a bang but a whimper. . .
57-Don over 7 years ago
Well we got green alligators and long-necked geese, some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees, some cats and rats and elephants but as sure as yer born yer never gonna see no unicorn (or centaurs)
gammaguy over 7 years ago
And soon the cent is going to go the way of the centaur.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Well, we can always get an acting gig when the Harry Potter films come around.”
William Bednar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Would have been funnier if those Centaurs were Sentient Dinosaurs.
Fantom Premium Member over 7 years ago
United Arc-Ways , starting the long tradition of overbooking.
Jhixster over 7 years ago
Should say UNITED on the side of the Ark! LOL
Pilzkopf over 7 years ago
Yahweh doesn’t like most beings from other mythologies.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
One of my favorite recent tropes—-those being left off the Ark.
sml7291 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Anyone with even the slimmest understanding of genetics must realize that the entire ark story is a total fabrication, like pretty much all the major stories in that book of fiction.
There is no way the earth could be repopulated by such a small group of each critter. And then there is the ridiculous assumption that ALL life resided in that single location on earth and could fit on such a small vessel. It certainly was nice of Noah to also bring all those whites, blacks, asians and others on his little cruise too, otherwise the world would only consist of middle eastern types now…
But, if you’re going to treat that story as true, then you have to accept that centaurs and unicorns must be real (or were), no myth about it.