Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 27, 2017

Make that left turn in Albuquerque!

Then put your heels together and recite, “There’s no place so lame! There’s no place so lame!”

Wait, What? You don’t have feet? Hmmm, try clapping those ears together. You’ll end up some place … eary … and I don’t mean Indiana…

How will I recognize her? I can’t help her unless she has a name tag or something.

“This Way to the Egress”.

(Personally, I find it easier to navigate via the My Profile page. All my Favorites are there without clicking through multiple other pages and dodging ads.)

Stand up, Frida. It really isn’t that deep. Things usually aren’t. It’s only when you allow yourself to become entangled and lose perspective that they seem too large, too deep and too imposing.

Frida, since you did happen to find Frog Applause by accident, it’s best that you remain with Frog Applause. The rest of this amazing site is excruciatingly exhausting..

You surprise me, friend-of-Frida. You found levity in this maze? Would you kindly point out the “funny parts?”

Brass Orchid left a hilarious reply to my question about an event with cartoonists attending. I thought about poor Frida and I hope she doesn’t head for the fireworks. By the way, Mr. Orchid, I did not know that your duck had a prison-type number: Duck489. Do you name each duck variation?

PRETTYFEET 1 DAY AGOhttp://www.gocomics.com/news/whats-happening/3884/the-gocomics-planet-comicon-kansas-city-2017-event-schedule-— The blog mentions several cartoonists at an upcoming event. Some cartoonists I recognize; several I don’t know. Does anyone know if Teresa is going to be a part of this?

Duck489BRASS ORCHID GC INSIDER 1 DAY AGOAnd leave Froglandia without guidance? Wouldn’t that be like an unchaperoned sixth grade class trip to a roadside fireworks emporium?

Try Ctl-W.

Go past the lake of fire, take a right turn at the pit of doom, its just to the left of the pile of skulls, you can’t miss it!

sLEEp sLEeP slEEp SLeEp

Frida couldn’t escape FA on the escapingest day of her life if she had a nuclear powered escapification machine.

P.S. I thought Shameless was set in Chicago, not K.C.

1093 Freda is a main belt asteroid orbiting the Sun. Initially it received the designation 1925 LA. It is now named after Fred Prévost. The numerical designation indicates this was the 1093rd asteroid discovered. Freda is one of the last main belt asteroids discovered that is more than 100 km in diameter. The asteroid is roughly 117 km in diameter and has a low albedo.

I don’t think Frida found Frog Applause by accident. I think she arrived here through natural forces, viz. gravity. Even given its lameness, this strip is easily the weightiest on GoComics, and so, because space curves with gravity, Frida’s orbit naturally took her here. Like the rest of us. Don’t fight it, Frida, or we’ll have to call you Fightin’ Frida.

Just follow your eyebrow, Frida… follow your eyebrow !

Keep your eye on the ball.

You can’t get there from here.

Don’t worry. By 8, the morning fog will disappear.

If you use an ad blocker you won’t have this pesky adverts bother you.

Does the sun rise in the west now?

I could make something up, but it could never be as lame as reality.

Let Frida sleep it off and get a fresh start with a solid bit of rest behind her.

It’s really not that much of a labyrinth when you realize that you don’t have to stay inside the panels and can cross the gutters at will.

Who the deuce is that bossy gent manhandling our Frida?! It’s no wonder she’s a bit muddled.

Free Frida!

The Frida must flow (a saying of the Navigators Guild)!

Having been lost all my life, I can’t believe I found my way here… I have to thank my Comics page for making the suggestion!!!

I have not seen Frida, but I sure do sympathize with her.