B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 04, 2017

This always happens when you burn fossil fuel.

Wood is not a fossil fuel.

My father’s cigarette smoke used to that. Wherever I sat, it would follow me. I took to blowing it away constantly.

Drier wood would smoke less.

been there, had that done

I must be related to those guys.

Wile E. Coyote misfortune strike even here

Happens on every camping trip without fail.

Okay Mother nature, you win…

Been there, done that.

My wife swears to this

Yes, and your it.

Smoke follows beauty (and static charges.)

wind does this to me when I use the leafblower

That’s how it works!

Murphy’s law!

@johnwiley: Beauty was a horse

You can put money on that and you’ll win every time.

My BBQ grill does the same thing.

It’s called “fossil’s revenge”.

As an avid camper when I was younger, I can testify that this happens a lot!

Our scout troop always chanted “I hate rabbits” when the smoke was in our faces.

Usually one person at a barbecue will sacrifice themselves so the others can breathe.

Just can’t win!

Winning’s overrated — or so I hear.

I have a smoke-bender for sale.