Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2017

Build the wall high enough so Stephan can’t throw his cartoons over it.

We haven’t seen GD in a while.

Yeah, I knew a pun was coming, but I didn’t see THIS particular pun coming!

Hahaha!

Better than Trump’s Wall.

That may be Pastis’s most complicated pun, on a par with the non-pun word play of Annie Mae, Pig’s sea anemone enemy.

But will Mr. Korba’s chef tear down this A.W.O.L.?

All in all, he’s just another d___ in the wall.

I haven’t seen such a stretch since “Gumby” cartoons.

Pig: Hey, Rat, what’s with the dog?

Rat: Oh, that’s my cur – he’s very happy, because it’s almost Christmas, but also because right now he’s free to roam around.

Pig: Oh, that’s good.

Rat: Actually, no, it’s not – he’s leaving messes all over the place, and I need to get him back into his wooden box.

Pig: So where is that box?

Rat: Oh, it’s all in pieces right now, which is why I need to borrow your hammer and some nails.

Pig: Why?

Rat: So I can make a merry cur crate again.

“I can’t get out.”

“You shall not pass, Pastis.”

Sometimes walls are needed

More such pearls. This one really made my day.

Pastis is not the “sicko” who should be inside that wall.

Gotta make sure that wall is see-through so we can see the joke-bombs being thrown over it!

I knew a pun was brewing, but I didn’t see it until it was revealed. This one got a good chuckle out of me.

Thank you Lord for putting the Atlantic Ocean between me and Stephan Pastis!

Killjoy is there.

Now jab the trowel in Mr. Pastis’ eye,lil’ Guard Duck.

Now THERE’S a wall that Mexico will invest in.

I’m building that wall, Pigly.

I hope Steph did not pull a muscle reaching for that one. On the other hand, karma.

Duck has a better plan than Trump does.

It occurs to me that Pastis has neatly described Republican policy. Build the wall with money taken from sick people.

Build a wall around Mar A Lago.Only with three sides,so rising waters will flood the orange one.If you see Kay,tell her I’m looking for her:~)

Something there is that doesn’t love a feghoot…

Boo boo, lots of tender, hurt feelings! Maybe they should be reading Mary Worth…

The “O” in AWOL. Most people think it means “out,” as in the second syllable of “without.” It’s official.

Just hurry up and build it. It does no good to deport anyone without the ability to keep them out…..or at least make it a little more difficult to enter illegally.

Can’t wait until Trump Tweets about this!

Another wonderful shaggy dog story! Keep it up, Pastis!

put all the liberal intolerants behind it and seal it up!!

That was one of the best ones yet. Love this comic

Trump has said he is going to offset the cost of the wall by making it solar. That means using glass, or some other easily broken materials on the south side of the wall. And, no facing it north doesn’t work because the sun shines on the south side. It surprised me that none of the media picked up on the obvious lack of knowledge of solar energy that this statement illustrates in Trump. Does this guy actually understand anything about anything?

Funniest Pastis pun in a LONG time!

So is Trump going to unleash a tweetstorm over this?

Wow. Is it bad I found this funny?

xxx

Someone should fix Otto Mann’s Wikipedia page.

oy….

This is a task for Amontillado.

Puntastic!

And no Amontillado for Cartoon-Boy to ease his suffering, either! Why we want to make his slow, agonizing pun -ishment any less painful? Poe’ boy!

He works at these

I actually had to say this one out loud. I feel dense.

That brick wall should be higher, enough to cover the whole room!

For the love of God, Guard Duck!

I’ll make Clinton pay for it