Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 04, 2010

Aw, come on! You can come up with a worse punishment than that! Where’s your Froggy sadism?

You say that as if we weren’t already naked.

For those to whom this horrible punishment is meted out, look at the bright side: You can only comply with the every day part if they give you access to Sunday Frog Blog. Right?

Or maybe you’d just have to read the Saturday one twice?

One other bright point: At least it’s not Dick Tracy.

You call that punishment? I call that a typical morning.

this football coach is a typical frogapplause reader http://i55.tinypic.com/2aa124o.jpg

“Give em Hell Harry”

Have you been watching me???

Seat warmer is optional.

those pillboxes must be child proof; pretty tough to get the contents out

hot dang! throw in some paddling and you’ve got yourself a deal! and I love knowing we’re all naked right now :)

Goodbye cruel world. Teresa won’t let me wear my beenie copter.

I have to be at least wearing my glasses, or I can’t read anything – aloud or otherwise.

The Steven Johnson clip was fascinating. I’ll have to watch it a couple more times to decide whether the content makes sense, but the drawing was wonderful, and the format mesmerizing.

Who knew? We’re all closet masochists… who of us wants to be released? And only a year? I WANT MORE!

RE: THE MENACE on the blog. Have to agree that Women’s Suffrage did double the irresponsible vote,, but since women outnumber men in the US,, and women’s suffrage only doubled the irresponsible vote, wouldn’t it follow that the author of the flyer is implying that a higher percentage of male voters than female voters are irresponsible? I resemble that remark! I’m also unclear on the definition of ‘irresponsible vote’, so this is apparently a worthless digression into semantics.. sorry…

Teresa you describe my every morning.

out loud and nude is OK as long as I can wear my foil-lined fedora

I’ve always had a little trouble with nudity. Sometimes when I’m getting undressed, I almost wish I could leave the room… you know what I mean?

However, today’s blog is a sign of sheer negligence… and that makes me horny, baby!

Guilty as charged, lock me up, tie me down.

Is Member No.3 levitating a book over his head? If he is, what book? A reading positions manual for FA?

Are there any FA books? Cartoonists usually have books, don’t they? Where are Teresa’s books?

Now that the weather is turning cooler, I don’t think so!

Ah! Here you are (missed you last night, you know).

I am too shy to read FA out loud. Nudity, on the other hand, is not a problem. Curious how most commenters focus only on the second aspect.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but my lawyer (and recovering lasagna addict), Big Wave Dave, has agreed to take my case on a pro bono basis. He’ll be requesting a writ of helpus escapus (he says not to worry - he will appeal on the grounds that the original sentence won’t stand up when exposed to an in camera examination)

However, when reading out loud, you cannot move your lips.

RE: Randis’ art on the blog. Very good stuff.

This one is my favorite:

http://randis.deviantart.com/art/spoiled-156983166

The second version looks like Grace’s vampire love child.

About “Cowboy Girl”: for more direct communications of this type:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zTvQcWO7nw

The last half is more than a little irritating: when everyone either laughs at your perversion or do not believe it exists, please do not compare yourself to people who get beat up, fired, and chemically castrated. Thank you.

If, when you follow JackParsons’ link and decide that you like (dislike) UNMATA, look up their “Fire Dance” (anyway).

They are different, yes, but certainly interesting. And from SACRAMENTO?

How would that change my usual routine (I also read Shoecabbage aloud while naked)?

My friend’s granddaughter does a one woman show about the women of the west. One of the characters is Bessie Coleman. www.shelliboone.com for a sample.

If I was the kid sitting on the rabbit’s lap, I would be utterly terrified. That is definitely the costume of a serial killer. Or if I had to wear it, I might become a serial killer, starting with the person who designed it, followed by the person who made me wear it. And then let the mayhem begin.

Does this make me a typical FA reader?

Ooooh, Ooooh, can I be on trial next?

Madbristow, I like sheer negliees too.

Well,* that’s* a new way to read the funnies.

Except for cleo and some others here.

RE: thighs. lovely.

bunnies bunnies bunnies yes

no playboy bunnies though nor bunny bologna

but bag bunnies and bergen bunnies rock

shytimes2: Would it be just too, too gauche to have a Guinness with Beluga instead of a dry champagne? If it’s OK, please save me some. Otherwise, I’ll stick with my anchovies.

(And, you’re welcome.)