Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 07, 2017

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 7 years ago

    Many conflicts were to the death because a live enemy would eventually kill you if given the chance. Enslaving the defeated was a sort of mercy option over simply killing him, but you might still need to cripple him to keep him from exacting unexpected revenge. One way to avoid that was to give hope of eventual freedom. Another was to use the most sadistic one as a buffer between the conquerors and the conquered. Estimates have placed the Twentieth Century at the top as least bloody even taking into account the world wars and other conflicts. i.e. It’s been baaaad.

    Sir Rodney is attempting to find a more peaceful solution — mostly because he expects to lose.

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Oye given the size of that Hun,AND the size of his sword;and given Rod’s more diminutive size which I would expect to mean he can move faster,I’d expect the usual tactical retreat from Rod.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    Quick, Rod. Use the ol’ throw the spear and run away as fast as you can trick

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    tripwire45  over 7 years ago

    Amazing that Rodney has survived combat all these years.

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    diana.hayes  over 7 years ago

    Come on Rod; haven,t you heard; “the bigger they are, the harder they fall”.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    I wonder if Rodney knows the proper fencing drills with a bayonet/spear? Wouldn’t be nearly as one-sided as people think.

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    tigre1again  over 7 years ago

    Of course not. But this is comedy about early war, which was scary….and fright is an emotion most people will laugh at in exaggeration. However, if he’s got the armor and the knighthood, he should know the drill. Remember, though, the feeling of ‘discomfort at a distance’ amuses many, which is what this is about. This ain’t Prince Valiant.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RINGO!!! Peace and Love

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    In the words of George Joseph Smith, the “brides in the bath” killer, “When they are dead, they are done with.”

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    cheetahqueen  over 7 years ago

    No! Not to the Death, but to the Pain!

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    Chuck  over 7 years ago

    Rodney has never been in combat. He leads from the rear. If he takes his armor off he would have three eye stalks and three legs. His title would be Hindmost. Thank you Larry Niven.

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