Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 05, 2017

Give it a century or two.

“And why do flight attendants taste so stringy?”

I think there’s a typo in there.

“…and sunlight doesn’t make him sparkle…but ‘Ellen’ does!”

Ughhhh it’s TOO, TOO SOON

(I just want to add that Scary Gary is one of my favorite strips!)

And he watches tv by day? In the dark?

Misspellings have become so common in Scary Gary, I’m starting to think Buford outsources his lettering to a foreign contractor.

Way too soon!

But, in your heart (if you have one), you know Leopold is right! Sorry, Gary. Cool your jets, or straighten up and fly right as a vampire!

Wow—the gritted teeth don’t even show points.

But will Gary ever rip that little green scaled weasel in half?

Two soon.