Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for July 05, 2017

Starbucks: Douchebags.

My guess is that I was supposed to have heard about Restoration Hardware before I Googled it just now. Now that I know they exist, I’m still a lot more likely to go to “corn syrup serf”.

Dunkin Donuts: too lazy to stir.

Drumpf wouldn’t know “Honesty” if it bit him on the butt! “Mall-Wart”= “Fat Goobers on Parade!”

Breyers : Frozen Dairy Dessert. It actually says that on their cartons these days. They still make some ice creams, but not many.

The Electoral Preschool!

“Republican Party”: “The Brain-Dead morons among us.”

Baskin Donuts. Taco Hut. Sears Mart.

Needless Markup. Wells Fascist Bank. Untidy Airlines. Fix It Again Tony.

Tendentious puffery. Comic strip.

Had never heard of Restoration Hardware previously, and sorry I’ve heard of it NOW.

@LIVERLIPS MCCRACKEN –

Are their ads following you everywhere now?