Pickles by Brian Crane for July 24, 2017

The ex-wife had a cousin with six toes – on both feet.

Found it!

Amazing is it appears Earl was actually listening.

She must have lived in Key West and been a cat in her past life.

Six digits is at least sometimes a dominant genetic trait. So it’s not going anywhere.

They used to say that if you lost one of your senses, the others would become more acute to compensate. Guess this is just another aspect of that.

Where’s the joke?

I have 4 toes on my left foot but I have just 5 toes on my right foot. Nature is awesome & weird.

WOW – she got him to put the PAPER down…..

4 toes on a foot—ok. 6 toes on a foot - ok, 4 on 1 foot and 6 on the other—Nah! Never happen.

So she can still count to 20 on her digital calculators like the rest of us.

The pedicurist thought she’d lost one her customer’s toes? The customer has removable toes?

the number evens out

Well that’s good. I thought for a minute that customer was entitled to a discount.

now i know why parents always count the fingers and toes of their newborns

Most cartoon characters have only four digits on each hand, surely the same applies to feet.

Good for her! Never be afraid of who you are. Screw everyone else.

xxx

“The balance of nature.”

The universe is restored to its balance.

Our mother had a double toe on one of her feet. It had an indentation at the front with two tiny toenails growing. The other foot was normal.