Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 27, 2017

I got basketball shorts to act as my jogging pants AND as my summer pajama pants (bought them at the Good Will a few weeks ago).

At least Luann is honest.

So yoga pants then?

Try to imagine how long a department store with a men’s department would last if the only types of clothes on sale were for wannabe athletes. Can you imagine a men’s store with no business clothes section?

Kind of hard to have it both ways, girls! lolol

Let’s see……hmmm….How about Shannon camping out in the middle of one of the circle racks and is about to start a fire to roast marshmallows.

Would that make today’s stand alone more interesting?

Around here we call the tights “bottom paint”

No couch potato butt looks good….Work it, girl! Ya gotta earn yer bad-a behind.

I wonder what the saleswoman’s superhero name is?

Lu looks pretty athletic in that black top.

Greg could have tied today’s in to last week’s as a finish. He could have ended the Tara/stolen TV arc for good.

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Panel 1: We get to meet Tara.

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Panel 2: Luann and Bernice are sitting in her room. Bernice reads in the obits that Tara lost control of her moped and was not wearing a helmet because someone had stolen it. What goes around comes around/Karma is a b

The sales clerk looks like a cross between a Klingon and a Romulan.

Guess Charlie Brown wears Capris! Not really, of course, but the yellow sign, on the far right, is in his familliar pattern.

Coincidentally, there was a news story this week, which I won’t get into, involving a school and leggings….

A fair point. If Evans and Evans wanted to reflect “real” concerns of young people they’d address body image issues, health, nutrition and exercise. This was a big deal for Brad because he’s male and wanted to go into a profession the required physical fitness….but what about Luann? Why has she never seen the inside of a gym?

“Quite A Stretch”

“Another Fabric In The Mall” (♬)

“The Ride Is Tight, But I’m Holding On…..” (♪)

“And I Can Hear You Breathe!…” (♪)

“Abercrombie, And A Hitch”

“Not A Legging To Stand On!”

“Luann’s Got Some ‘Pull’ "

“A Casual Acquantance”

“The Average Life Spandex”

“Activewear, For Intense Surfing….Of Channels….”

“Gym Beam And Jack Squats”

“Downward Potato, Followed By Indented Cushion”

“Come See My Lounge Act”

or

“The Misadventures Of Stretch Buttstrong”

Are the Yoga panting because they’ve been chasing the running tights?

Weeeeell, Let’s HOPE Miz Luann Actually PAYS for THIS Stuff BEFORE Walking Out with it, like She did with that Candy Bar……

I support Luann in her quest.

A man who doesn’t shop with his wife or let her see this cartoon before it was published wrote this. The “women’s” department is the current term for the plus-size clothes section for large or obese women.

Really? Nobody has yet thought to suggest Spanx to Luann? Really?

Is the only difference between those rack labels how the product is marketed?

The girls are looking for the granny panties

Drum Roll volume getting louder for Sunday Night/Monday Luann. Will we see police escorting AE away in handcuffs? Will we see Fay in a Wonder Woman outfit saving the world? Or will we suddenly be at Ma Berger’s next dinner. Who’s there?? Please let’s not continue with the candy bar arc.

You butt will look good if you have good jeans, good genes, and good exercise routines, Luann. Otherwise, no style or type of pant-wear will help….

Sounds familiar. Whenever I need a new pair of sneakers, I have two choices. Go to a department store and get cheap stuff with lousy quality, or go to a specialty store, that is incapable of selling me something that isn’t custom-designed for specific sports (and by implication, lousy for anything not related to sports).