Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2017

They’ll slide right on.

They will feel uncomfortable even if you didn’t know what they are made of.

“Okay, there’s no demand, so there’s no sales.”

I have a supply of nose hair I can donate to the cause. Where should I send it

Nothing to sneeze at.

Snot going to be a big seller.

Has the lack of demand actually been established yet? Or as far as that goes, is there actually a lack of supply? Maybe he should go ahead and try it … :-)

I prefer the belly button lint sweaters next door.

Cat fur, definitely cat fur. There’s an unlimited supply of the stuff.

How about a black lab? If I knew how to knit, I could make enough sweaters for an orphanage.

A little itchy, but they really do breathe.

But it’s green and it has zero carbon footprint and all that jazz…what’s not to love, right?

“I’d like a refund, please. There is far too much ear hair in this sweater.”

Niche marketing exemplified !

I can donate some ear hair. Is that going to be acceptable?

Where…. just where…. in what corner of our twisted universe does Mr. Miller keep finding all these glorious ideas…???

Don’t talk to her like that. She noses her clientele.

A friend’s wife opened up a clothing boutique in a strip mall, in the mid-90s. Her monthly profit target wasn’t hit until December, which she was anticipating would be her big month. She had to close, but not before gifting her husband with the beautiful heavy sweater she knitted while waiting for customers.

The organic part is covered, but are they hand picked?

From the previous comments we’ve established that there is ample supply, now about that demand?

that isnot funny

Supplying sweaters to Charlie Brown for 67 years!

EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!