Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2017

Stephan must have been traumatized by a pig as a kid and he’s now getting his revenge.

When you turn on the hose, Pig, don’t let it flop all around and make a mess; you need to let the hose know who’s boss.

so much for a romantic weekend at a seaside house

Sometimes comedy hurts.

That’s how you know it’s working!

Wait until The International Sisterhood of Beach ’Hos hears about this Cartoon Boy…there will be pain.

Stephan, you’re a few steps away from losing a valued reader…care to guess who that is?

Poor Pig

Pig goes street!

There’s lots of sunny beaches in Florida.

Beach Please…

Still laughing!!!

Poor, sad little Pig. But funny.

Yes, they must, I agree! I love this strip.

Years ago we needed a name for our small rescue farm. As everyone knows, the tool you need will break just when you need it most. For instance, the tines on the hoe are bent so you spend an hour hammering them back in shape. So, we decided on the catchy name, “Bent Tine Farm”…. It was either that or, “Cracked Hoe”. (the story is true, only our names have been redacted to prevent embarrassment…)

Took me a second there. What, no censor guy?

The word play doesn’t work in Spanish. Instead Pig says he has to use the hose on her. Same outcome.

Two guys take a road trip through the eastern states. After a while, one says, “We must be getting close to Florida.” “Why do you say that?” “Everybody we pass yells something about sunny beaches.”

Yep, I thought something like that was coming.

Love it!

xxx

Haaaaaaahahahahahasnorthahahahaha!!

We all hurt, Cartoon-Boy. Please get rid of Pigita and do Pig a favor to make up for all the pain you inflict on him: un-die and bring back Sweet Fanny!

@PeggyBoring No censor here, but local newspapers have their own. My local newspaper didn’t run this one, they ran another one.

If anyone is old enough to get the pun, you’re old enough to not be offended by it.

Soooooooo clever you are, Steph!