Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 08, 2017

Most 25 year-olds think they’re going to live forever.

Looks more like a sinking fund than a retirement plan.

I was just amazed when I made it to 25!

Well, if you trade in futures, this one is a consistent performer with a proven record.

It was a great retirement plan. Trust me, there will come a day you’ll put it to good use.

Waiting for a fianal deposit into the fund.

If I live to be 100 years old, the miracle wouldn’t be living past 100 it would be living past 30. Up until then I was a fool in every possible way. Once I got that out of the way, the rest was easy.

And I should be able to live to be 100; I’m most of the way there now!

I don’t want to live forever. I’d like to live to see my great-granddaughter get married (she’s almost 4)

Well, I am immortal – I will bet my life on it!

Every day when you’re still looking down at the grass is a good day.

The flip side to YOLO is YODO – and the world is full of YODO birds looking for their “retirement”.

Living your life like you won’t make it to 30 means that when/if you do live a long time, the damage done in the first 30 years comes back to haunt you big time!

I would be happy to live as long as I want to with the body of at least a 40 year old. Winning is out living them all including bad times.

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” Steven Wright

Reminds me of that classic old time radio program (and briefly on TV) “The Life of Reilly” with his buddy Digby “Digger” O’Dell, The Friendly Undertaker.

I told one of my doctors I couldn’t see myself wanting to be 95. He told me he knew several folks that wanted to. I asked incredulously “who?” His answer slapped me back into reality…." The ones that are 94."

We should just be mulched to feed the soils we have taken from all our lives.