Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 23, 2017

Having wood for a guy’s heart is the creepiest thing I’ve seen all night!

That must be a very special point, where a three-dimensional object both starts and ends.

The Doorman has brought the room for you both, since his mansiere roots have evidently settled.. Season Five, Episode 17 • February 23, 1995

Later, when the trees have run their course, we’ll talk about how a stump grinder may be used to restore the yard to a grass plane. Or maybe we’ll plant new trees. The future is wide open, after all.

Torpedoes Away for a shapely figures.

Bras that pinch must be pretty rough.

The same principles must also apply to the ‘bro.’ Which in this case would be those little posts on either side, wired to the breast to hold it steady as it grows.

If Joyce Kilmer was alive this would kill him.

Thinking about basketball rims…. The bullet with back English off the back corner and pings down the net. Whoooo who!!!!

Good to know.I’m wondering if a woman’s Boob Root is in any way different from a Man Boob Root.

This made me think of Wildroot Cream Oil.

She pioneered the art of growing food using dead people as fertilizer to hide the fact that Soylent Green was made of people.

@HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY!!! –

Why is it that male bodybuilders can have breasts larger than many women, yet it’s the female competitors that have to wear brassieres?

So why isn’t the Burning Man Festival in Phoenix?

Because the protesters could not get their hands on Trump.

(Is anyone else seeing the frog plush toy ads on the right of the page?)

I’ve given up on trying to find a well-fitting bra. In fact, I don’t even wear a bra. Nemo me impune lacessit. (And, remember the ’45!)

Ah, the ’70s! That was a decade of supreme sartorial silliness, yet in its way enlightened and freeing. It was the natural culmination of one aspect of the social revolution that took hold in the ’60s….