Indeed, which is why indiscriminate rape and genocide prevails amongst so many non-Christian nations. To punish the children who were never taught about this Creator.
So let me get this straight…. this god person creates and controls everything, correct? That means he created the hurricane and specifically guided it to the Texas coast where he knew, in fact intended, that it would do much harm. Then he sat back and waited for the prayers of devotion and forgiveness to come pouring in. Did I get this right? Good thing he can’t directly accept cash…
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Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
But only rarely.
And in mysterious ways.
jvo over 7 years ago
Isn’t this a repeat?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
That’ll learn ’em!
Funny_Ha_Ha over 7 years ago
He raptured her.
jmarkoff2 over 7 years ago
Wow! A TtDB episode with no mention of Trump!
jvo over 7 years ago
Yep, first appeared on (1/15/98)
rip_marco over 7 years ago
In the words of George Carlin, “But he still loves you.”
disinterest over 7 years ago
Indeed, which is why indiscriminate rape and genocide prevails amongst so many non-Christian nations. To punish the children who were never taught about this Creator.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Reminds me of Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Don’t forget about the cash donations! Just ask Joel O-swine.
MIHorn Premium Member over 7 years ago
And all those killed and injured in the hurricane just didn’t pray hard enough,long enough, in the right way . . . .
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 7 years ago
All those churches under water
Striped Cat over 7 years ago
Repeat. Ruben must be on vacation this week. Good for him.
Linguist over 7 years ago
“….IT IS HIS POLICY TO COME ONLY TO THE AID OF THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN AND EXTOLL HIM "
Sounds like part of Trump’s Hurricane Disaster Relief program.
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
Here I thought there was an old saying to the effect that “There are no atheists suspended above vats of acid”…….
jpozenel over 7 years ago
If you really believe in and extol him, he may ask you to sacrifice your first-born child to him. That’s if he really likes you.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
So let me get this straight…. this god person creates and controls everything, correct? That means he created the hurricane and specifically guided it to the Texas coast where he knew, in fact intended, that it would do much harm. Then he sat back and waited for the prayers of devotion and forgiveness to come pouring in. Did I get this right? Good thing he can’t directly accept cash…