Before commenting, I looked at the Spanish version of the day’s “Pearls.” The contracciones they used were the only known two in the Spanish language: del+el=del and a+el=al. Portuguese has (from what I’ve learned) approximately three contrações: de+o/a(s)=do(s)/da(s), a+o/a(s)=ao(s)/à(s), em+o/a(s)=no(s)/na(s).
Stephan, would you please teach us about the possessive contraction? It’s not “Debbie’s sox are purple.” It’s “Debbies’ sox are purple.” That was what I was taught many, many years ago.
I believe the discussions on this particular bit of English nonsense displays a perfect ‘example’ of why it’s so difficult to “disguise” a non-English speaker as a ‘native’! English is one of the ‘easiest’ languages to speak “understandably” and one of the hardest to speak “properly!” As I told my students, English is the ONLY language where the phrases “A ‘fat’ chance” and “A ‘slim’ chance” have the exact same meaning! And, whether they used it properly, or not, my boys also learned the correct usage of “shall” and “will”! (end of rant – descending from ‘soapbox’)
Ah, Rats! I thought there would soon be little piggies running around here. One little piggy would go to the bank, another little piggy would go to the market, and another little piggy would go to……….
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
That brief moment when Pig is the smartest guy in the room.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Before commenting, I looked at the Spanish version of the day’s “Pearls.” The contracciones they used were the only known two in the Spanish language: del+el=del and a+el=al. Portuguese has (from what I’ve learned) approximately three contrações: de+o/a(s)=do(s)/da(s), a+o/a(s)=ao(s)/à(s), em+o/a(s)=no(s)/na(s).
WoodEye about 7 years ago
Makin’ bacon?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago
Pigita might still be having pregnancy contractions, and Pig just hasn’t got it yet …
Sakura Tomoe about 7 years ago
And according to the majority of people on the internet, would’ve = would of.
mjb515 about 7 years ago
Pigita is a Soong android, er, gynoid, er, sownoid?
Arianne about 7 years ago
>>Tsk, tsk, tsk, Pigita, are you behavin’, Miss?
>>Ain’t misbehavin’…
Arianne about 7 years ago
I’d’ve thought you’d’ve known better, Goat.
Get it?
Got it.
Good.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago
Whatever else you may think, it’s a labor of love.
joefearsnothing about 7 years ago
Whewww!
Arianne about 7 years ago
Just Pigita and me, and contractions make three
We’re happy in my blue heaven.
Krispi Critter about 7 years ago
Rat, please, go get your baseball bat. Please.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 7 years ago
Who knew Pigita was an android designed by Dr. Noonien Soong?
CrouchingBruin about 7 years ago
What I don’t get is why “will not” contracts into “won’t” instead of “willn’t.” Where did that “o” come from? At the least, it should be “win’t.”
Queen of America about 7 years ago
Stephan, would you please teach us about the possessive contraction? It’s not “Debbie’s sox are purple.” It’s “Debbies’ sox are purple.” That was what I was taught many, many years ago.
SunflowerGirl100 about 7 years ago
Wow! I feel like I just received a semester’s worth of education!!!
PackerBronco about 7 years ago
Was that a pregnant pause?
wellis1947 Premium Member about 7 years ago
I believe the discussions on this particular bit of English nonsense displays a perfect ‘example’ of why it’s so difficult to “disguise” a non-English speaker as a ‘native’! English is one of the ‘easiest’ languages to speak “understandably” and one of the hardest to speak “properly!” As I told my students, English is the ONLY language where the phrases “A ‘fat’ chance” and “A ‘slim’ chance” have the exact same meaning! And, whether they used it properly, or not, my boys also learned the correct usage of “shall” and “will”! (end of rant – descending from ‘soapbox’)
Gent about 7 years ago
Ah, Rats! I thought there would soon be little piggies running around here. One little piggy would go to the bank, another little piggy would go to the market, and another little piggy would go to……….
57BelAir about 7 years ago
And should/could/would+have, is NOT should/could/would OF!!!!
Number Three about 7 years ago
I’ll = I will
Another one for you.
xxx
Call me Ishmael about 7 years ago
Schweinerei !
Sherlock Watson about 7 years ago
I feel vastly superior to most of the people on the Internet just because I know how to use “your” and “you’re.”
Donna S about 7 years ago
Oh how I wish you had also put: you are = you’re
oakie817 about 7 years ago
don’t get it
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
Pigita may never learn. Goat may never achieve Clarity.
And we will come back for our daily dose of masochism, every day! Thank you, Cartoon-Boy, sir! May I have another?