Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    That brief moment when Pig is the smartest guy in the room.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 7 years ago

    Before commenting, I looked at the Spanish version of the day’s “Pearls.” The contracciones they used were the only known two in the Spanish language: del+el=del and a+el=al. Portuguese has (from what I’ve learned) approximately three contrações: de+o/a(s)=do(s)/da(s), a+o/a(s)=ao(s)/à(s), em+o/a(s)=no(s)/na(s).

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago

    Makin’ bacon?

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Pigita might still be having pregnancy contractions, and Pig just hasn’t got it yet …

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    Sakura Tomoe  about 7 years ago

    And according to the majority of people on the internet, would’ve = would of.

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    mjb515  about 7 years ago

    Pigita is a Soong android, er, gynoid, er, sownoid?

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    >>Tsk, tsk, tsk, Pigita, are you behavin’, Miss?

    >>Ain’t misbehavin’…

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    I’d’ve thought you’d’ve known better, Goat.

    Get it?

    Got it.

    Good.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Whatever else you may think, it’s a labor of love.

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    joefearsnothing  about 7 years ago

    Whewww!

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Just Pigita and me, and contractions make three

    We’re happy in my blue heaven.

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    Krispi Critter  about 7 years ago

    Rat, please, go get your baseball bat. Please.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  about 7 years ago

    Who knew Pigita was an android designed by Dr. Noonien Soong?

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    CrouchingBruin  about 7 years ago

    What I don’t get is why “will not” contracts into “won’t” instead of “willn’t.” Where did that “o” come from? At the least, it should be “win’t.”

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    Queen of America  about 7 years ago

    Stephan, would you please teach us about the possessive contraction? It’s not “Debbie’s sox are purple.” It’s “Debbies’ sox are purple.” That was what I was taught many, many years ago.

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    SunflowerGirl100  about 7 years ago

    Wow! I feel like I just received a semester’s worth of education!!!

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    PackerBronco  about 7 years ago

    Was that a pregnant pause?

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I believe the discussions on this particular bit of English nonsense displays a perfect ‘example’ of why it’s so difficult to “disguise” a non-English speaker as a ‘native’! English is one of the ‘easiest’ languages to speak “understandably” and one of the hardest to speak “properly!” As I told my students, English is the ONLY language where the phrases “A ‘fat’ chance” and “A ‘slim’ chance” have the exact same meaning! And, whether they used it properly, or not, my boys also learned the correct usage of “shall” and “will”! (end of rant – descending from ‘soapbox’)

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    Gent  about 7 years ago

    Ah, Rats! I thought there would soon be little piggies running around here. One little piggy would go to the bank, another little piggy would go to the market, and another little piggy would go to……….

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    57BelAir  about 7 years ago

    And should/could/would+have, is NOT should/could/would OF!!!!

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    I’ll = I will

    Another one for you.

    xxx

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    Call me Ishmael  about 7 years ago

    Schweinerei !

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    I feel vastly superior to most of the people on the Internet just because I know how to use “your” and “you’re.”

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    Donna S  about 7 years ago

    Oh how I wish you had also put: you are = you’re

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    oakie817  about 7 years ago

    don’t get it

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Pigita may never learn. Goat may never achieve Clarity.

    And we will come back for our daily dose of masochism, every day! Thank you, Cartoon-Boy, sir! May I have another?

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