Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 16, 2017

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    Argythree  about 7 years ago

    Or hemorhoids…

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    William Pursell  about 7 years ago

    Oye I’ve seen cats do that, when they can’t seem ta reach back to clean their behind.

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Our miniature poodle does that on our walkway of 1/4" pea gravel. Great-googly-moogly!

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    Nuclear Nemesis  about 7 years ago

    Dogs do it to express their anal glands. (Look it up, disgusting process.)

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    Plods with ...™  about 7 years ago

    He’s probably going to pick up a few along the way.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Worm worms?

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    Martin Booda  about 7 years ago

    How do you de-worm a dragon? Verrrry carefully…

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    joegee  about 7 years ago

    When I was a kid I was walking my Chihuahua\terrior mix and he decided to embarrass 11 year old me by doing this while crossing the street on a sunny, Summer day. When he hit the streetcar track he jumped higher and ran faster than I thought possible. Haha

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I suspect that if you can belch fire.. the other end.. might, get a bit itchy as well.

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    Gent  about 7 years ago

    If only he could spray fire from the other end too… The worms would’ve been finished!

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    waes-hael  about 7 years ago

    OMG!!! You completely missed a “wyrm” pun!!!

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    cuzinron47  about 7 years ago

    I thought it was just a rough landing.

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    Skylark  about 7 years ago

    Poor Henry with an itchy bum! I think we can all sympathize!

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    Iwa Iniki  about 7 years ago

    Yuch!

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Anyone know where I can get some brain bleach?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    There’s something I didn’t to see.

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