Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 20, 2017

Probably gave Dad some inside information on how to keep her happy.

The son probably gave dad some inside information on how she kept him happy.

ewwwwww……….

Where can I get one? Wait, if I have to be involved in politics, then no deal

His name is Eddie.

Sound’s like Bill’s mom. I think that’s why he kept telling Ted to be quiet.

The woman broke up the marriage? The man had nothing to do with it?

I demand equal gender rights! I demand the rise of the trophy husband! I want my sugar mamma!

That works (only) if you’d be a trophy.

The new wife has been preapproved and maybe even test driven for a few hundred miles so the new owner is going to have a great ride.

And Trump gets it wrong AGAIN! He wants to “Date” his own daughter.

I would think family dinners could be a bit awkward.

“I’m as good as the next man.”

“Dad, I WAS the next man.”

IJ3 Last Crusade

If I remember my Doonesbury arcs correctly, Mr. Slackmeyer is soon be the next one with the bimbo trophy.