Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 27, 2017

No real food, but I’m sure you feel better now …

And “We have decided that women have the right to 1) Do the cooking, 2)Forage the nuts and berries, 3)Tend to kids, 4)Share the sleeping furs with the men, and 5)Other such duties as assigned by the man in the family unit.”

Sounds like they foend some fermented fruit, if you know what I mean…..They’re lucky they didn’t impale each other while the were hunting Snipe….

Sounds like they found some fermented fruit, if you know what I mean…..They’re lucky they didn’t impale each other while they were hunting Snipe….

Followed closely by the rise of the Amazons.

A Congressional inspiration.

And, even with eons of experience to the contrary, their modern iterations still believe it was a good decision. Probably the result of being hit too many times in the head during ‘club tag’ games.

If Darwin is correct . . . Men are the result of selective breeding by the female of the species.

And typical of the species, the females aren’t satisfied with their choices. Seriously, they do choose who to mate with. They raise and nurture the children. They are the primary educators. Men are exactly what females want.

Further, the reality is that females also live longer than men, putting the female totally in control of the families lifetime earnings.

That’s about as believable as any of Wiley’s other fictions, with about the same evidence.

That’s a very small bit of something (don’t want to look too closely) that they’re roasting. Won’t go to far.

Welcome to Hollyweed.

The women have fire. The women have sharp sticks. The women are in possession of the cave. This is the time to assert your dominance? With strategy like that no wonder we’re where we are now.

Just think, if the ladies didn’t eat the first apple, we would still be in paradise!

Man invented feminism? I’m pretty sure women invented feminism.

Joke’s on the poor sap they sent in there as a human sacrifice

The more things change…