Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 15, 2017

At least it’s an inexpensive bucket list.

Still working on item one on my list, myself. World Domination’s harder than it looks!

Only item on mine so far is “research prices of buckets”.

The following items are on my bucket list (1) Buy bucket (2) Buy paper (3) Buy pens and pencils (4) Build time machine

No soup for you, either, Rat.

On my bucket list: see the other end of the country.

Well, hey, it’s the 2nd largest in the world, you know.

Ooh, Pinky and the Brain!

I’ve got only one thing on my bucket list. Gobble more food.

Pig is in therapy?

My bucket list is to find out why they call it a bucket list.

Pig is the straightman for Pearls, what good is a bucket without a handle?

I got my bucket from a sailor. It has a starboard list.

I’m with Hank Sr.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmvzchQmtPs

…There once was a list, called a " bucket "/ written down by someone from Nantucket…

Death is a good reminder that we die due to a result of sin….do something NOW to get right with our Creator who gave us life and will give us eternal life:

“Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment, so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.” -Hebrews 9:27-28

Copying and pasting your own personal beliefs will not create much discussion.

I think that Pig’s idea was actually somewhat profound. It’s very difficult to say goodbye to those you love when you’re facing death. (I hope he comes up with some slightly more fun list items to do before that, of course.)

Saying goodbye, going away, Seems like goodbye’s such a hard thing to sayTouching a hand, wondering why, It’s time for saying goodbye

Well it’s a start… Or a finish. Whatever.

xxx

I will miss your stupidity, Pig!

1. Go up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Harsh, Rat! Pig’s list may be very short, but it is sensible. If you had a list, it would probably be rather crass….

1) Read comics2) Write note on wrist to remember to do step 33) On my deathbed, say, “I hid 3 and a half billion dollars in the” and then die

If you have time to say goodbye, it means you know its coming.

Your brilliance and sweetness will however be missed.

Every polite person has that on their bucket list, “Say goodbye to everyone before death.”

Now I’m thinking of that part in “The house with a clock in it’s walls” (great movie if you haven’t seen it you need to reconsider every decision you’ve made in your life) where Louis shakes the magic 8 ball and it says sniff say goodbye… Waaaaaaah

“You know the rules, and so do I. Say goodbye”

“Now say goodbye”- Rick Ash/tley, Never going to give you up