April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
No, the telephone book. I used to sit on it at the dinner table so I could reach my plate.
“I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,…”
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Repair. Raised him from a pup.
I was raised by a cup of coffee. ‘Twas the pride of the peaches. Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
I think being raised according to the principles and morality of the Harry Potter series would do a lot of kids a lot of good.
Not quite getting this one…I get that it’s a play on “by the book”…but why did she specifically say “Harry Potter”? Or am I missing the obvious “wingardium leviosa” gag?
Farside99 almost 7 years ago
No, the telephone book. I used to sit on it at the dinner table so I could reach my plate.
PICTO almost 7 years ago
“I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,…”
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 7 years ago
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Repair. Raised him from a pup.
AtariDragon almost 7 years ago
I was raised by a cup of coffee. ‘Twas the pride of the peaches. Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
katzenbooks45 almost 7 years ago
I think being raised according to the principles and morality of the Harry Potter series would do a lot of kids a lot of good.
Sir Ruddy Blighter almost 7 years ago
Not quite getting this one…I get that it’s a play on “by the book”…but why did she specifically say “Harry Potter”? Or am I missing the obvious “wingardium leviosa” gag?